Thứ Ba, 4 tháng 2, 2014

The best show of the series got the series cancelled

The second writing assignment my partner David Isaacs and I got was a short-lived show on CBS called JOE & SONS. We actually wrote two episodes but they were cancelled before our second could air (or be filmed for that matter). It starred Richard Castellano (the big fat guy from THE GODFATHER) and Jerry Stiller. Although the show was not killing in the ratings we had a blast writing it, and loved working with the showrunners, Bernie Kukoff & Jeff Harris.

Side note: Bernie & Jeff worked on ROSEANNE for a time. When they quit Jeff took out a full-page ad in the trades – an open letter to the cast and crew that said, "My wife and I have decided to share a vacation in the peace and quiet of Beirut.”

But I digress…

When shows are bordering on cancellation they do whatever they can to stave off execution. Some appeal directly to viewers, enlist letter-writing campaigns, etc. With ALMOST PERFECT the first year we went back to all the TV critics who gave us good reviews and asked if they would do follow-up stories. Many did and that helped. We were renewed.

In the case of JOE & SONS, it was a time when CBS founder William Paley was still alive. He could single-handedly save a show, despite its numbers. This is the story I heard and I’m assuming it’s true because I heard it from several sources.

Bernie & Jeff argued that they were really starting to find the show and that a few of the yet-to-air episodes were really terrific. If CBS gave the series a chance, audiences would eventually find it. Paley was in Los Angeles on business and planned to fly back to New York on the corporate jet. He agreed to watch a couple of the upcoming episodes on the flight.

So off he went into the wild blue yonder with a couple of tapes. He popped in the first episode. I don’t know the details of storyline but it had something to do with someone dying, a funny funeral, hijinks with caskets, whatever. Apparently it was extremely funny – their best show.

Unfortunately…

William Paley’s wife had died recently. By the time they were over Nebraska the show was cancelled.

Talk about “oops!” I’m just glad it wasn’t ours.

Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 2, 2014

the inaccuracies of WKRP IN CINCINNATI


Here’s a Friday Question worthy of an entire post. It’s from Bob Summers, although a number of you have asked the same thing.

Can you talk about the inaccuracies on WKRP?

As I point these out, please understand that these inaccuracies did nothing to harm the show creatively. I loved WKRP and didn’t give a shit about the inaccuracies. So as a long time disc jockey myself during the period when WKRP was on I’m pointing these out, but this is not a criticism.

First off, a major Cincinnati radio station would have a much larger air staff. There would be seven or eight disc jockeys, not two. (On the other hand, CHEERS would have more than two bartenders and two waitresses.)

Real jocks always cued up their next record before the song on the air finished. So it was ready to go. The jock never cued up the record while talking.

Also, the speaker in the studio would cut off anytime the microphone was on. Otherwise it would feedback and cause that bone-jarring loud screech.   Jocks always wore headphones when they were on the air, and took them off when they were off the air.

Jocks always had to follow strict formats. The station sound was most important. How you said the call letters, when you said the call letters, what phrases you said, even the way you gave the time was carefully spelled out. Top 40 stations in the ‘70s always gave the time digitally. “It’s 6:45” not “It’s a quarter to seven.” This was created by Bill Drake in the '60s as part of his streamlined Boss Radio sound. 

By the ‘70s stations were adopting a technique created by brilliant programmer Buzz Bennett. The first words out of the jock’s mouth after every record was the call letters. You didn’t say, “Those were the Beatles on KCBQ.” You said, “KCBQ with the Beatles.” Small touch immediately tying the music in with your station but practically every station did it.

The deejays on WKRP had way more freedom than in real life. If WKRP wanted to be accurate, the jocks would follow a very tight format clock, they would read one-liners at certain times, play specific jingles at certain times, use certain catch phrases. And if they didn’t the hotline would ring in the booth and the program director would ream their ass.

WKRP was more laid-back than stations were at the time.  High energy was the style of the day and as someone who did that for several years, I can tell you it was EXHAUSTING.   At one station, WDRQ in Detroit, I was instructed to literally scream for my whole four hour shift.  I was popping throat lozenges like Tic Tacs and sounded like a complete idiot.  No one will ever hear my airchecks from WDRQ.   WKRP was smart to ignore accuracy in this case.  

A top Cincinnati radio station would have more than one newsman and more than one salesman. And program directors at that level had a lot more knowledge in actual programming, music research, promotion, and competing with other stations.  P.D. Andy Travis was just a nice guy but a complete simpleton.   

There was a lot more drinking and way more drugs in real radio.  There was also more paranoia.  And in truth, most jocks in Cincinnati were constantly sending out tapes hoping to get to bigger markets like Chicago and Los Angeles.   Except for a few, Cincinnati was just considered a stepping-stone.  Better than Dayton, not as good as Boston. 

All that said, a doctor in Korea could just as easily pick apart MASH.  No one ever paid for a drink at CHEERS.  And most lawyers find lawyer shows downright laughable.

The point is, whatever its inaccuracies, WKRP IN CINCINNATI was a highly entertaining show. That’s all that really matters.

Chủ Nhật, 2 tháng 2, 2014

My Super Bowl Tweets

These are just a few of my live tweets during the Super Bowl game. You're welcome to follow me by clicking here.

Will the game headline be "Safety First"?

Who had 5-0 Seattle in the first quarter pool?

Don't know whether orange or day-glow green shoes are the bigger babe magnet.

There have been more shots of Manning on the sideline than on the field.

The Seahawks have more home runs than the Mariners.

They're now challenging the Bud Lite commercial

Who had 8-0 Seattle in the first quarter pool?

Lots of big furry animals and Joe Namath

Best commercial so far: Radio Shack. Good to see Cliff and the Cal Raisins

Seattle scores 8 times and leads 15-0

What? No washed up 60s group headlining the halftime show? Where are Gerry and the Pacemakers?

Namath should start the second half for Denver.

Seinfeld reunion was less fun than seeing Alf on the Radio Shack commercial.

Re Bruno Mars:

It's little Anthony and the Imperials!

Wait. I think I saw Bruno's nipple.

If your name is Percy you better be able to run.

Pam Oliver looks like a muppet.

This makes Seattle sports fans forget all about Chone Figgins once getting two hits in one game.

Who had Seattle 36-8 in the third quarter pool?

This is the point in the game where announcers give birthday shout-outs and thank viewers for bringing jam to the booth.

Denver is running out of time but they have all their time outs.

I think they beat the spread.

Seattle is a championship city that finally has a championship team. Congratulations to the long suffering great sports fans of Seattle!

Live Tweeting the Super Bowl

As an experiment and since the Super Bowl party I was invited to was cancelled, I'll be live tweeting during the game. Join me for commentary and snark.   To follow just click on the Twitter logo to the right. 

The "Lost" CHEERS Super Bowl scene

A yearly tradition...

For several years I've been talking about the "Lost" CHEERS scene. David and I wrote it for the 1983 Super Bowl Pre-game show to promote our fledgling series. They ran it just before game time and it was seen by 80,000,000 people. Nothing we've ever written before or since has been seen by that many eyeballs at one time. But the scene was never repeated. It never appeared on any DVD's. It just disappeared.

Until a couple of years ago.

Sportswriter supreme, Joe Resnick has taped every Super Bowl including that one. And since the scene aired so close to the game, it was on the tape. Thanks to friend of the blog, Howard Hoffman, he was able to digitize it and post it on YouTube.  Here's the text of the scene.

So here it is. The Super Bowl is next.

Thứ Bảy, 1 tháng 2, 2014

Joe Buck has a great sense of humor

Joe will be calling the Super Bowl on Sunday.  Personally I think he's much maligned.  He calls a good game and has a terrific sense of humor.  Check out his Super Bowl promo for Funny Or Die.
Joe Buck's Failed Super Bowl Promo from Funny Or Die

AMERICAN HUSTLE meets Beaver Cleaver

This is an aircheck of me as Beaver Cleaver my first night on WXLO (99X) in New York. June 1, 1978. At the time I was also on the air on KTNQ (TenQ) in Los Angeles. I was just filling in on 99X. Oh, and I was co-head writer of MASH at the time too. But I thought this aircheck had been lost forever (maybe it should have been). It was during my celebrated "out of my mind" period. The station style was high energy so that's what I was, by God. Not the best approach for someone who doesn't have a voice like James Earl Jones.

But I always had fun on the radio. And never prepared. Some jocks would spend hours compiling their ad libs. I figured if I couldn't think of one funny thing to say every three minutes then there was something wrong. Of course, the downside of that is not every joke worked. But hopefully enough did.

With all the disc jockeys of the day sounding exactly alike with interchangeable names, I wanted to stand out -- be entertaining and even a little perplexing.

Thanks to Matt Steinberg and Airchexx.com for digging up this goofy show and posting it.  (Now if I were Quentin Tarantino I'd sue.) 

Here's the link to the broadcast.  Note:  the aircheck has been "scoped."  This means the songs have been cut out.  You can hear a five hour show in 40 minutes.   So head back to the days of AMERICAN HUSTLE and Crazy Eddie.