Because I love LA absurdity

What better place to grow up with an appreciation for the absurd than Los Angeles? There is goofiness everywhere. For example:

An actual home in Beverly Hills:
And this is a Japanese restaurant.
No wonder comedy writers gravitate here. It's one sprawling funhouse.

What caught my eye recently were some VERBATIM headlines I read in HuffingtonPost.com. Clearly, they were meant for the 310 area code crowd. They're supposed to be taken seriously. And I'm sure for anyone who has had too much Botox they were. But for you and me, you can't make up these punchlines.

She Was Born With A Tail?

How Hollywood Helped Hitler

Producer Bashes 'That Little Prick' Bieber

Naya Rivera's Abs Are Unreal

Great News! Lindsay Gets OK Review

Take The Catholic Church Gay Art Tour!

Simon Cowell Allegedly Expecting Baby with Friend’s Wife

Why the Drag Queen’s Mouth Was Literally Sewn Shut

The Many Faces Of Hemingway Look-Alikes

No, She Isn't A Vampire...

Guess Who’s Doing Another Muscian…

10,000 Tiny Rabbits Are Hiding In Cities Near You

Justin Bieber Rubs His Junk All Over Fan's iPhone

Watch Robert Downey Jr. Sing A Police Song

Renown Satanist Looks A Whole Lot Like ...

The Most 'Cheat-Worthy' Celeb Is ...

WATCH: Tom Hanks Peeing.